I was at the liquor store earlier and a young couple was buying Strawberry flavored vodka. Strawberry?? There’s raspberry and pineapple and peach and whipped cream and even cotton candy flavors. What the hell is up with that?
When I was young(er), you know what flavors of vodka we had? VODKA FLAVOR. That was it. And we certainly didn’t have Diddy’s vodka or Three Olives or whatever. We had the cheap shit made in Somerville, Smirnoff, Absolut and then after a while they came out with Grey Goose. But that was it. There were no flavors and not a lot to pick from.
Nowadays everything has flavors. Kahlua, Rum, BUD LIGHT LIME…you name it.
I mean, it is pretty cool, but kids today have no idea how great they have it. Jerks.
Exactly four weeks until Christmas,