(I had trouble with the title of this post. Should the “a” be capitalized or not? *sigh* I had it capitalized, but then I changed my mind. I feel pretty confident in the small “a” but it still looks funny. Ok where was I?)
I love you.
But besides that – What the hell, man?? I anxiously awaited my copy of “It’s a Trap” from Santa this year for two reasons: 1) I LOVE Family Guy and 2) I love Star Wars. I already have the other two (Blue Harvest and Something….Darkside) and could not wait to watch the last installment. Well, thanks a lot Mr. MacFarlane. You BARELY mailed it in. From the beginning scroll, honestly telling us that you had no desire to do this and that FOX made you (because they are greedy? No shit Sherlock!), all the way through to the commentary – you know, the one you LEFT 3/4 of the way in…it was blatantly obvious that you were fed up with Star Wars parodies and had no desire to be part of it.
I was really disappointed. Not so much in the DVD (Jedi was my favorite movie. I KNOW that Empire is better. But being a little nerdy girl, I just LOVED the Ewoks and the “reunion” of Luke with his father. Hey, this is coming from someone who enjoyed Tom and Jerry more when they were friends) itself. It’s obvious that there were OTHER people, and a lot of them, that actually put their heart and soul into it. So thanks to them. But boo to you Seth. Boo to you!
Also annoying: The Bob’s Burger episode on the DVD. Obviously Fox slapped it on there….to generate buzz about it. Except I stumbled upon it by accident and then when I really wanted to watch it from the beginning, I couldn’t find it again. *sigh* I hate all these hidden Easter Egg stuff. Just let me watch the goddamned cartoon. It looks stupid anyway. If Seth has nothing to do with it, then I’m not really on board. Just an FYI.
Loved seeing Klaus show up in It’s a Trap. And I would love my own Death Stab t-shirt. I wish you had put more into it. Or at least didn’t slam Fox for “making” you do it. What did you think was going to happen? You already did the other two. I don’t care about the prequels. However, I am concerned you will be doing a Wrath of Khan parody. That’s where you lose me…Star Trek?! Not my thing. Please don’t do it!! Ok well…I feel bad boo’ing you. But maybe instead of flying around in your private jet, you would be more inclined to get your ass to work to ensure you put out a GOOD product that you are proud of, instead of some piece of shit.
PS. If you ever need a real Bostonian accent (female), let me know!! Still love you!! xoxoxo