Sit Down and Shut Up!

Apparently none of these people went to Catholic School where you would have to go to mass with nuns sitting in the same pew as you. You knew to sit there, and shut the hell up.

There is a time and place for everything. BUT not in Washington D.C.

The other day when Boehner decided he wanted the House to read the Constitution (zzz) some lady in the peanut gallery got all bent out of shape during Rep. Frank Pallone’s reading of the “natural-born citizen” clause.

That “some lady” is Theresa Cao and, thankfully, was arrested after her anti-Obama shout outs.

If you hadn’t heard, while Frank was talking about “no person except a natural-born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President”, Birther Cao started shouting, “Except Obama! Except Obama! Help us Jesus!”

“Help us Jesus?” Seriously? She was shouting for Jesus to help us….because why? A black man is President?! Or worse, it has nothing to do with his ethnicity and everything to do with whether he was born here or not?????  The guy is super educated and pleasant and she’s yelling “Help us Jesus.”  Freak!! What is wrong with people?

Completely disrespectful. And it completely reminded me of Joe Wilson’s outburst in 2009 – “You lie!”

Say what?? Wilson had the balls to heckle the President? Look, democrats had to sit by and listen to Bush’s “Mission Accomplish” bullshit and not say a word. It’s called “respect.” Look it up.  These guys decide they don’t like Obama and yell “You lie” to the President. Of the United States of America.

How fucking rude. I’m still not over it.

As far as I’m concerned, he should’ve been charged with treason or something. Or perhaps had an accident that found him swimming with the fishes.

I would’ve liked it if Obama got all ghetto and was like “Excuuuuse me? Do you have something to say to me? Let’s take this outside.” BUT of course he didn’t do that. He acted like a gentleman, paused briefly from the sheer SHOCK of some guy heckling him during  a speech, and kept going.

But it’s not just the heckling. It’s what he said. “You lie!”  What the hell? Who are YOU to shout out that the President (of the United States of America, mind you) is lying. Or he is a liar. Again, everyone listened to Bush’s shit and sat by idle. Now all of a sudden, it’s cool to just loudly blurt out whatever you want during these situations? I don’t think so.

Everyone needs to smarten up and act more respectful.  How about you start by getting up for pregnant or old ladies on the train? Or how about taking your call outside instead of shouting into your Bluetooth while you’re in a restaurant? Or how about keeping your goddamned mouth shut when the Representatives are reading the Constitution, or, I don’t know, when you’re in the President’s audience, you just shut up..and then do what everyone else does….afterwards you tweet about it.

People are so lame. So disappointing. HELP US JESUS!!!!!!

I would love for Jesus to show up and be like “THIS is why you called me here?” Donkey!!!

Want to heckle JMo? Do so in the comments section.


2 thoughts on “Sit Down and Shut Up!

  1. See, this is why we need to get a president who used to do stand-up. YouTube is full of comics disassembling hecklers. Can’t you see it?
    “You lie!”
    “So does your mom- she told me she’d never done anal, but she’s a pro!”

    He’s have my vote. Hell, I’d push to repeal the 22nd amendment!

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