Yes, I like warm ketchup and I’m baffled by folks who put their ketchup in the fridge. AND then have the audacity to comment on my warm ketchup stored away in my pantry. Excuse me, have you ever had to ask a waiter to fetch ketchup for you out of the chef’s refrigerator? No. It’s all just sitting right there on the table. Which also reminds me…why don’t restaurants and everyone else just get on board with Heinz’s new bottle:
Remember how awful it was to tip that glass bottle upside down and nothing would come out? Well now the (plastic) bottle is upside down. See, the lid is on the bottom??!! Yet, I go to many restaurants (and homes) that have the bottles upside down upside down. So therefore the ketchup is not flowing to the bottom, and hence the lid…but rather right back to the bottom. And Heinz couldn’t have made it any easier for the dummies….just look at the label. If it’s upside down, then it’s all wrong.
Speaking of warm ketchup…again…yes again!!! Have you ever gone through a drive thru at Burger King or got delivery from a sub joint (you got french fries, duh!) and got COLD packets of ketchup? No. And you didn’t complain then. So stop complaining or freaking out about my warm ketchup. At least I’m not going around calling it Catsup. Jeez.
Having said all of that, I still find it weird when people leave their butter out on the counter. WHY people WHY? That’s dairy!!!!! At least ketchup is filled with salt and vinegar which will keep it from spoiling. Plus, butter really can get too warm and smooshy. Blech.
Anyone keeping score at home, I am still constantly getting hits on my blog from “Alec Baldwin hairy” searches done on the internet. I mean, if you want more traffic on your blog, just mention him and his hairy chest. And viola….traffic. But the latest one was priceless:
Alec Baldwin ohne hemd.
Luckily I speak a little German (kleine deutsche) and that translates into: Alec Baldwin shirtless.
Oh Germany. Ich liebe Alec Baldwin ohne hemd…NICHT!!! But okay, his picture is on my blog somewhere. Enjoy! Bitte!