Dear new puppy owner on my floor,
I’m so happy you decided to adopt or buy a dog. Good for you! However, when it whines and barks (more like chirping. Charking, perhaps.) it’s really fucking annoying to listen to. Trust me. I should know. Because I’m listening to it right now. Do you have a megaphone attached to its collar by any chance? Because, seriously, these walls and doors are pretty thick and I can still hear the charking. And that makes me hate your dog. And I don’t even know it. But I hate it. And I hope it gets loose from you when you eventually walk it, and a Chinese food restaurant finds him and cooks him for special #5 for lunch.
Now shut it the fuck up!!! God damn it.